Best in Show is great!
Speaking of getting pulled over...
I was driving the WA-16 home from my night job at The Olive Garden, aware a cop was behind me, passing a slower vehicle in the right lane without speeding. However, when I changed lanes I did it too quickly.
The cop pulls me over, tells me the problem, asks if I'm tired, asks for my license, comments that I'm speaking very softly, inquires as to whether or not that's my normal speaking volume, politely (charismatically, even) asks me to step out for field sobriety testing. I was in new shoes and it was gusting wind...
I did the pen back and forth; heel to toe while counting; breathalizer; open-mouth-stick-out-tongue; denied ever smoking pot; stand on one foot while counting to thirty; and a second pen test which ended with me being cross-eyed for about ten seconds before he said "Alright...get back in your car."
First time ever. I could have gone without.